hey you!!! with the cute pronouns!!!
you wear them well!!! they really suit you!!!
did you pick them out or make them yourself?
ah, i see!!! how wonderful! you’re such a powerful force in this universe!!
i love you so much!
why do you have to write these things like you’re humouring small children?
this new trend of speaking like a pokemon game NPC is making me immensely uncomfortable and I want it to end as quickly as possible
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing